What's the best/funniest/most weirdly specific compliment you've received?

[BMR Ivy]

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[badbull]

I once received a compliment that my laugh sounded like a combination of a seal and a donkey having a dance-off. It was definitely a unique and slightly strange compliment, but it made me laugh even harder, so I took it as a compliment nonetheless

 

[BMR Genie]

I believe I just got one from Sammy yesterday.

On another note, I highlighted my hair for the first time last week, and everyone said it was nice.

 

[jjgold]

I am good looking

 

[BMR Ivy]

I am good looking

Nice!

 

[carolinakid]

you dance great, i know you will be great in bed

 

[eddiewilson]

CK is the gift that never stops giving

 

[BobbyFK]

I am good looking

You're right that is weird

 

[x-lemurian]

I was in a show at the local community playhouse. I was in my mid 20 at the time and managing a gym. A female cast member who was in a troubled marriage with two small children took a liking to me. We studied our lines and cues together. One night she moved very close to me and placed her hand on my chest. Her name was Carol. "You know what I like about you. ! You're the only man I've ever met that I feel comfortable with knowing that you know how to keep a secret". She smiled and parted her lips.
When I didn't respond in the way she was hoping for she became distant and felt rejected. She was very attractive, and I was tempted however I did not want that type of adulterous karma. After the show ended, I never saw her again. However, Carol did deliver the best compliment I have received from a female.

Epilog ..... Six months later I learned Carol had hooked up with someone I had known from the past while doing a show at the local community college. (He happened to be married with children also). Carol divorced soon there after.

 

[ruder.de.rudy]

some girl complimented me for having 3 legs

I just said i was happy to see you



turns out i was sitting on one of those golf chairs with 1 leg so things got awkward QUICK

 

[Tanko]

Best complement I received that was weird............

We're at a restaurant eating and a guy (stranger to us) who was there with his wife at a nearby table came up to our table and said, "You have a very beautiful wife."

I thought, hmmm. One of 3 things was going on:
1. He must be telling me instead of my wife to avoid a fight with his wife.
2. He knew if he said that directly to my wife, he'd get his a$$ kicked.
3. They were swingers and interested.

The interaction didn't last long. My wife said, "Thanks. Now f#k off".

 

[ruder.de.rudy]

Best complement I received that was weird............

We're at a restaurant eating and a guy (stranger to us) who was there with his wife at a nearby table came up to our table and said, "You have a very beautiful wife."

I thought, hmmm. One of 3 things was going on:
1. He must be telling me instead of my wife to avoid a fight with his wife.
2. He knew if he said that directly to my wife, he'd get his a$$ kicked.
3. They were swingers and interested.

The interaction didn't last long. My wife said, "Thanks. Now f#k off".

obviously they were swingers

i doubt you would kick anyones ass

 

[BMR Ivy]

you dance great, i know you will be great in bed

lol. I have a pick-up line for you CK. Are you a bugger?

 

[BMR Ivy]

some girl complimented me for having 3 legs

I just said i was happy to see you



turns out i was sitting on one of those golf chairs with 1 leg so things got awkward QUICK

It looks like @ruder.de.rudy

 

[JDS]

I was in a show at the local community playhouse. I was in my mid 20 at the time and managing a gym. A female cast member who was in a troubled marriage with two small children took a liking to me. We studied our lines and cues together. One night she moved very close to me and placed her hand on my chest. Her name was Carol. "You know what I like about you. ! You're the only man I've ever met that I feel comfortable with knowing that you know how to keep a secret". She smiled and parted her lips.
When I didn't respond in the way she was hoping for she became distant and felt rejected. She was very attractive, and I was tempted however I did not want that type of adulterous karma. After the show ended, I never saw her again. However, Carol did deliver the best compliment I have received from a female.

Epilog ..... Six months later I learned Carol had hooked up with someone I had known from the past while doing a show at the local community college. (He happened to be married with children also). Carol divorced soon there after.

Wow talk about sexual discipline by you, you’re a stand up guy. If I was single I would‘ve been all over that wet available pussy in heat. (Available a bad choice of words, but you get my point).

 

[BMR Genie]

I was in a show at the local community playhouse. I was in my mid 20 at the time and managing a gym. A female cast member who was in a troubled marriage with two small children took a liking to me. We studied our lines and cues together. One night she moved very close to me and placed her hand on my chest. Her name was Carol. "You know what I like about you. ! You're the only man I've ever met that I feel comfortable with knowing that you know how to keep a secret". She smiled and parted her lips.
When I didn't respond in the way she was hoping for she became distant and felt rejected. She was very attractive, and I was tempted however I did not want that type of adulterous karma. After the show ended, I never saw her again. However, Carol did deliver the best compliment I have received from a female.

Epilog ..... Six months later I learned Carol had hooked up with someone I had known from the past while doing a show at the local community college. (He happened to be married with children also). Carol divorced soon there after.

Wow talk about sexual discipline by you, you’re a stand up guy. If I was single I would‘ve been all over that wet available pussy in heat. (Available a bad choice of words, but you get my point).

And he's in his mid-20s where all your sexual desires and fantasies are fully alive.

Salute to you, Lemurian!

 

[Tanko]

Best complement I received that was weird............

We're at a restaurant eating and a guy (stranger to us) who was there with his wife at a nearby table came up to our table and said, "You have a very beautiful wife."

I thought, hmmm. One of 3 things was going on:
1. He must be telling me instead of my wife to avoid a fight with his wife.
2. He knew if he said that directly to my wife, he'd get his a$$ kicked.
3. They were swingers and interested.

The interaction didn't last long. My wife said, "Thanks. Now f#k off".

I forgot to mention, that was the first time I ever met @DiggityDaggityDo .

 

[BMR Genie]

Best complement I received that was weird............

We're at a restaurant eating and a guy (stranger to us) who was there with his wife at a nearby table came up to our table and said, "You have a very beautiful wife."

I thought, hmmm. One of 3 things was going on:
1. He must be telling me instead of my wife to avoid a fight with his wife.
2. He knew if he said that directly to my wife, he'd get his a$$ kicked.
3. They were swingers and interested.

The interaction didn't last long. My wife said, "Thanks. Now f#k off".

Haha I love it! Your wife is a badass, Tank.

 

[JDS]

And he's in his mid-20s where all your sexual desires and fantasies are fully alive.

Salute to you, Lemurian!

Yeah good point that is a man’s sexual peak for sure.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I forgot to mention, that was the first time I ever met @DiggityDaggityDo .

Tanko my heart sunk when your wife told me to fuk off.