You’d tell yourself about the F#CKIN’ RAIDAHHZZ?!?!
Quick story, in high school, had a ‘secret’ crush on this girl Raquel (and yes, she looked EXACTLY like what a Raquel should look like) a petite brunette, what we used to refer to as a ‘spinner’. I was shy & awkward around girls, I think you know where this is headed…..
Anyways, fast forward to our 10 year reunion - I’m there with my wife, she’s there with some dude (not her husband). Eventually, we’re talking, and she says, unsolicited, “I really wish you would’ve asked me out back in high school, I’ve always wondered what we would’ve been like together…..”
THAT! THAT, MY FRIENDS IS WHAT YOU GO BACK AND TELL YOUR STUPID YOUNGER SELF!!!!!