Typical Philadelphia resident...

[BMR Genie]

The Philly Pooper Has Been Caught After Dropping A Load On Someone's Car

A Philadelphia woman who dropped her pants and defecated on someone else's car has been arrested by police.

www.outkick.com

Wow! What a shitty day she had, but at least she's still smiling in the end.

 

[BMR Genie]

It's a successful laugh!

 

[Tanko]

She did admit, "I have a sickness." so its likely all charges will be dropped due to mental incapacity.
I imagine that is prevalent in Philly.

 

[BMR Genie]

She did admit, "I have a sickness." so its likely all charges will be dropped due to mental incapacity.
I imagine that is prevalent in Philly.

A** sickness..