Two Best Ways To Break A Slump

[jjgold]

Both proven

1. Bet both sides to one game lowest juice possible
2. Take 2 days off

They will both work wonders

 

[BMR Genie]

What do you think is the most productive stuff to do two in 2 days, JJ?

 

[slickfazzer]

This is the type of important information that separates BMR from all the other sites.

 

[flyingillini]

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Both proven

1. Bet both sides to one game lowest juice possible
2. Take 2 days off

They will both work wonders

3. Bang a fat girl

 

[slickfazzer]

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Illini do you ever bring your bible with you to the casino for worship?

 

[209life]

Bang a BBW. Slump buster.

 

[JDS]

3. Bang a fat girl

Bang a BBW. Slump buster.

These guys know how to cope with shit.

 

[flyingillini]

Illini do you ever bring your bible with you to the casino for worship?

Since I converted, I have never not had a bible with me. I always take a bible with me. I carry a small pocket one. I live my life after the teachings of Isaiah and Mathew. They are much more meaningful and hold more weight than Christ.

 

[BMR Genie]

Since I converted, I have never not had a bible with me. I always take a bible with me. I carry a small pocket one. I live my life after the teachings of Isaiah and Mathew. They are much more meaningful and hold more weight than Christ.

What is your previous religion, Fly?

 

[JDS]

@flyingillini Isaiah and Matthew would enjoy the fruit of a woman’s loin. Jesus never touched a woman in that manner. That makes them more relatable compared to Christ.

 

[slickfazzer]

@flyingillini Isaiah and Matthew would enjoy the fruit of a woman’s loin. Jesus never touched a woman in that manner. That makes them more relatable compared to Christ.

Jerky the Lord is the SHEPHARD.

 

[flyingillini]

What is your previous religion, Fly?

I was born Jewish, my whole family is Jewish but I converted 7 years ago, Protestant , however, I follow and practice the teachings of Buddhism more than anything to be honest. I think Buddhism is the best in life. I often go to lunch with Buddhists here and love to learn about them.

 

[JDS]

I was born Jewish, my whole family is Jewish but I converted 7 years ago, Protestant , however, I follow and practice the teachings of Buddhism more than anything to be honest. I think Buddhism is the best in life. I often go to lunch with Buddhists here and love to learn about them.

Do you believe that Jesus died on the cross for your sins or do you think that’s a fairytale ?

 

[flyingillini]

@flyingillini Isaiah and Matthew would enjoy the fruit of a woman’s loin. Jesus never touched a woman in that manner. That makes them more relatable compared to Christ.

We can have a debate about this until the sun comes up, I strongly believe that Christ did fornicate but we will never know.
History and the current versions of holy books are silent on Jesus’ sex life.
We may never know.
Only evidence are obscure passages of The Gospel of Philip which vaguely hints at a relationship with Mary Magdalene. However, the text was written 150 to 300 years after Jesus was around and the words have several meanings depending on how they are interpreted. The Gospel of Philip is not in any Bible, because it was only discovered in 1945. Nor does any church recognize it other than Gnostic fiction or a historical oddity.
Dan Brown’s novel and later Ron Howard thriller The Da Vinci Code took full advantage of that rumor a while back and used it as part of the plot.

 

[slickfazzer]

Great question Jerky.

All that has been confirmed is that he was likely a carpenter.

 

[flyingillini]

Do you believe that Jesus died on the cross for your sins or do you think that’s a fairytale ?

Yes, I believe he died on the cross for you , me and the rest of the world. We all should believe in him because with my readings and projections, he will rise within 53 years.

 

[slickfazzer]

We can have a debate about this until the sun comes up, I strongly believe that Christ did fornicate but we will never know.
https://www.quora.com/Did-Jesus-Christ-have-a-sexual-relationship?no_redirect=1
History and the current versions of holy books are silent on Jesus’ sex life.
We may never know.
Only evidence are obscure passages of The Gospel of Philip which vaguely hints at a relationship with Mary Magdalene. However, the text was written 150 to 300 years after Jesus was around and the words have several meanings depending on how they are interpreted. The Gospel of Philip is not in any Bible, because it was only discovered in 1945. Nor does any church recognize it other than Gnostic fiction or a historical oddity.
Dan Brown’s novel and later Ron Howard thriller The Da Vinci Code took full advantage of that rumor a while back and used it as part of the plot.

Can you imagine if the Power Surge was open back then.

 

[JDS]

We can have a debate about this until the sun comes up, I strongly believe that Christ did fornicate but we will never know.
History and the current versions of holy books are silent on Jesus’ sex life.
We may never know.
Only evidence are obscure passages of The Gospel of Philip which vaguely hints at a relationship with Mary Magdalene. However, the text was written 150 to 300 years after Jesus was around and the words have several meanings depending on how they are interpreted. The Gospel of Philip is not in any Bible, because it was only discovered in 1945. Nor does any church recognize it other than Gnostic fiction or a historical oddity.
Dan Brown’s novel and later Ron Howard thriller The Da Vinci Code took full advantage of that rumor a while back and used it as part of the plot.

Hey if Jesus got his dick wet with that sex freak Mary Magdalene then I’m more of a fan of his now . I want to believe that story.

 

[flyingillini]

Hey if Jesus got his dick wet with that sex freak Mary Magdalene then I’m more of a fan of his now . I want to believe that story.

I have other evidence that Christ released , and he started around 15 , he was actually quite the stud and got a lot of action. This is a sensitive topic for some but I have read more and understand more than 90% of people, Christ was def banging in my belief.