Things I'd Rather Do Than Vote Democrat

phillyflyers · 2025-07-04T19:33:03-0400

Go swimming with JAWS with a dead seal tied to my back.

phillyflyers · 2025-07-04T19:33:49-0400

Stick my cokk into a well shaken hornets nest.

phillyflyers · 2025-07-04T19:36:16-0400

Jump into the Lion's den of a zoo with fresh cut steaks strapped all over me while laughing like a hyena.

maltedhopsfrenzy · 2025-07-04T19:41:46-0400

phillyflyers said:
Go swimming with JAWS with a dead seal tied to my back.

phillyflyers said:
Stick my cokk into a well shaken hornets nest.

phillyflyers said:
Jump into the Lion's den of a zoo with fresh cut steaks strapped all over me while laughing like a hyena.

jjgold · 2025-07-04T19:52:57-0400

drunkenhorseplayer · 2025-07-04T21:03:16-0400

Root for the Dallas Cowboys
Join ISIS
Date a 300 lb. crack addict

JDS · 2025-07-04T21:32:34-0400

I love the passion here from Philly regarding his politics. A real ride or die follower.

fishhead · 2025-07-04T21:34:08-0400

PHILLY bringing HEAT

Brock Landers · 2025-07-04T22:54:22-0400

That's because you're a fucking moron

Headsterx · 2025-07-05T05:34:22-0400

Learn how to meet real friends and share unhinged jokes with them rather than a gambling forum…. Oh wait… skip that one.

:lmao: