phillyflyers
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I conquered this forum in 6 months.
I am the fukkin King.
As your King, I declare my cabinet.
First, JJGOLD is my special appointed counselor. My Elon Musk.
The greatest ever with special powers to do whatever the fukk he wants.
Second , my Vice President is BobbyFK. Bobby is my fukkin pitbull. He will decide and cast the tie-breaking vote in the Senate.
Third, WAGS will be the Director of National Intelligence. This is absolutely key as he holds all the secrets of the country and will be responsible for justice meted out to all enemies both foreign and domestic. He holds the Hammer.
Director of the FBI will be JDS. He is responsible for investigating enemies both foreign and domestic within the country while following the Constitution. He will prosecute any enemy deemed a security threat to the forum.
Next up we have FlyingIllini. A perfect person to head the CIA. No one knows foreign threats like him. As the CIA is not allowed to operate within the USA, he is responsible for all foreign threats.
Next up is BigJay. Jay will be Speaker of the House. By custom and House rules, Jay is the leader of the House and it's presiding officer. This is an enormous responsibility and he is second in the line of succession in my absence after the Vice President, foreseen or not. I have FULL confidence in him, obviously.
The rest of my cabinet, with full confidence, is as follows...
Chief Justice of BMR SamsnCharge.
Secretary of the Treasury, TTWarrior.
Secretary of Defense, Tanko.
Attorney General, KVB.
Secretary of the Interior, Archie.
Secretary of Agriculture, fishhead.
The rest of the cabinets will be filled at a later date.
For now, this is the Golden Dozen.
God Bless America and God Bless BMR.
I am the fukkin King.
As your King, I declare my cabinet.
First, JJGOLD is my special appointed counselor. My Elon Musk.
The greatest ever with special powers to do whatever the fukk he wants.
Second , my Vice President is BobbyFK. Bobby is my fukkin pitbull. He will decide and cast the tie-breaking vote in the Senate.
Third, WAGS will be the Director of National Intelligence. This is absolutely key as he holds all the secrets of the country and will be responsible for justice meted out to all enemies both foreign and domestic. He holds the Hammer.
Director of the FBI will be JDS. He is responsible for investigating enemies both foreign and domestic within the country while following the Constitution. He will prosecute any enemy deemed a security threat to the forum.
Next up we have FlyingIllini. A perfect person to head the CIA. No one knows foreign threats like him. As the CIA is not allowed to operate within the USA, he is responsible for all foreign threats.
Next up is BigJay. Jay will be Speaker of the House. By custom and House rules, Jay is the leader of the House and it's presiding officer. This is an enormous responsibility and he is second in the line of succession in my absence after the Vice President, foreseen or not. I have FULL confidence in him, obviously.
The rest of my cabinet, with full confidence, is as follows...
Chief Justice of BMR SamsnCharge.
Secretary of the Treasury, TTWarrior.
Secretary of Defense, Tanko.
Attorney General, KVB.
Secretary of the Interior, Archie.
Secretary of Agriculture, fishhead.
The rest of the cabinets will be filled at a later date.
For now, this is the Golden Dozen.
God Bless America and God Bless BMR.
Cabinet of low T
