Tell me a joke

[Franz555]

 

[Franz555]

 

[Tanko]

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WTH? Dayam. That’s some serious deep throat’n.

 

[Tanko]

“Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!"

Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just did your mom, and it was sw-eeeeet!"

Again, the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it!"

Finally, the guy interrupts. "Go home, dad, you're drunk.”

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

“Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!"

Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just did your mom, and it was sw-eeeeet!"

Again, the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it!"

Finally, the guy interrupts. "Go home, dad, you're drunk.”

Classic…..

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

Wife: 'I can't believe you went to a prostitute to have sex!'

Husband: 'What did you expect? We haven't done anything for months...'

Wife: 'You could have told me you were willing to pay.'

 

[BMR Genie]

"A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of $10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer 'Ask him where the $10 million bucks he embezzled from me is'. The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is?

The bookkeeper signs back: 'I don't know what you are talking about'. The attorney tells the Godfather: 'He says he doesn't know what you're talking about'. The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and says, 'Ask him again'! The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: 'He'll kill you if you don't tell him'! The bookkeeper signs back: 'OK! OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens'!

The Godfather asks the attorney: 'Well, what'd he say'? The attorney replies: 'He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger'."

 

[Tanko]

"A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of $10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer 'Ask him where the $10 million bucks he embezzled from me is'. The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is?

The bookkeeper signs back: 'I don't know what you are talking about'. The attorney tells the Godfather: 'He says he doesn't know what you're talking about'. The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and says, 'Ask him again'! The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: 'He'll kill you if you don't tell him'! The bookkeeper signs back: 'OK! OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens'!

The Godfather asks the attorney: 'Well, what'd he say'? The attorney replies: 'He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger'."

 

[BMR Genie]

"In the past, your last name often reflected your profession.

Tailors - taylor, Blacksmith - Smith, ect.

So what the heck was a Dickinson?"

 

[Tanko]

"In the past, your last name often reflected your profession.

Tailors - taylor, Blacksmith - Smith, ect.

So what the heck was a Dickinson?"

WTH?

 

[edawg]

If you call New England the Pat's and Arizona the Cards what are you supposed to call Tennessee

 

[BMR Genie]

If you call New England the Pat's and Arizona the Cards what are you supposed to call Tennessee

The Tits?

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

If you call New England the Pat's and Arizona the Cards what are you supposed to call Tennessee

The Oilers…..

 

[edawg]

No they are called the Titans but I like the way your thinking.

 

[Franz555]

 

[Tanko]

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I'm thinking these two girls are more than just friends.....
Let me imagine that for a while. Yeah.... That's what I'm going with. Be right back.

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

When you become a father:

If you’re having a son, you only have to worry about ONE stupid D!CK…..

But, if you’re having daughter, you have to worry about ALL of the stupid D!CKS!!!!!

 

[baz]

JJ starring at BallPark franks....................

 

[baz]

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LOL then you see the lakerboy who rips one fart and peels the paint off the wall......you hid your hair cuz you didn't want BaZ "Ricci" so you that 100% JC beat Ala REAL QUICK,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

[Franz555]