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maltedhopsfrenzy

maltedhopsfrenzy

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I’ve been there! I remember sitting at the bar, looking at the posted menu and it read:

Hamburger - $5.99

Cheeseburger - $6.99

Chicken Sandwich - $7.99

Hand Jobs - $19.99

I was kind of shocked, but then I noticed the cook, the waitresses, and even the bartender were smokin’ hot! So, I asked the cook who was standing behind the bar, “Are you the one who gives the handjobs?!?!” She winked at me, and said, “I sure am, honey!” So, I replied, “Well, go wash your F#CKING hands, ‘cause I want a cheeseburger…..”
 

DiggityDaggityDo

DiggityDaggityDo

Joined
Oct 30, 2021
Messages
29,700
:cheers:
I’ve been there! I remember sitting at the bar, looking at the posted menu and it read:

Hamburger - $5.99

Cheeseburger - $6.99

Chicken Sandwich - $7.99

Hand Jobs - $19.99

I was kind of shocked, but then I noticed all the cook, the waitresses, and even the bartender were smokin’ hot! So, I asked the cook who was standing behind the bar, “Are you the one who gives the handjobs?!?!” She winked at me, and said, “I sure am, honey!” So, I replied, “Well, go wash your F#CKING hands, ‘cause I want a cheeseburger…..”
WOWOWOW They have Cheeseburgers??? 💗
 

JDS

JDS

Joined
Dec 11, 2021
Messages
48,754
:cheers:
I’ve been there! I remember sitting at the bar, looking at the posted menu and it read:

Hamburger - $5.99

Cheeseburger - $6.99

Chicken Sandwich - $7.99

Hand Jobs - $19.99

I was kind of shocked, but then I noticed the cook, the waitresses, and even the bartender were smokin’ hot! So, I asked the cook who was standing behind the bar, “Are you the one who gives the handjobs?!?!” She winked at me, and said, “I sure am, honey!” So, I replied, “Well, go wash your F#CKING hands, ‘cause I want a cheeseburger…..”

Sounds like something I would say :lmao:
 
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