
I’ve been there! I remember sitting at the bar, looking at the posted menu and it read:
Hamburger - $5.99
Cheeseburger - $6.99
Chicken Sandwich - $7.99
Hand Jobs - $19.99
I was kind of shocked, but then I noticed all the cook, the waitresses, and even the bartender were smokin’ hot! So, I asked the cook who was standing behind the bar, “Are you the one who gives the handjobs?!?!” She winked at me, and said, “I sure am, honey!” So, I replied, “Well, go wash your F#CKING hands, ‘cause I want a cheeseburger…..”