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stormtrooper8

stormtrooper8

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Time to start workin on the only sport I don't suck at.

LMK what you think

Let's go


1. Rams
2. 49ers
3. Bengals
4. Bucs
5. Chiefs
6. Bills
7. Ravens
8. Packers
9. Patriots
10. Cowboys
11. Titans
12. Raiders
13. Chargers
14. Colts
15. Cardinals
16. Eagles
17. Broncos
18. Vikings
19. Dolphins
20. Saints
21. Commanders
22. Steelers
23. Browns
24. Panthers
25. Seahawks
26. Bears
27. Lions
28. Jets
29. Jaguars
30. Giants
31. Falcons
32. Texans
 

stormtrooper8

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Hmmm I'll have to study it more later but I would move Buffalo up two or three spots
It gets pretty close at the top

I do think the Bills are pretty overrated though. I think Allen is also pretty overrated, and don't really get why he's the MVP favorite to be honest

He has a strong arm and obviously great running ability/seems like a gamer, but he is an average thrower of the ball.

Rest of the roster is definitely good, but don't see how it's better than any of the teams above them
 

MinnesotaFats

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The 49ers have issues w Lance

I love the kid, he's a good boy from Minny, but he's been awful in practice & pre season.

The QB spot is not a position to have controversy at, at that is going to cost SF.

It's a proper ranking if Jimmy G is calling plays, but he's out.
 

stormtrooper8

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Completely disagree

The 49ers offense is going to be able to open up quite a bit because of Lance’s ability to throw the deep ball. Aiyuk and Gray (watch out for him) will be able to be better utilized now that Jimmy G’s noodle arm is out of the equation

Lance may make some early starter mistakes, but Jimmy G frankly was not a good decision-maker so I doubt they lose anything there

Not to mention Lance has the ability to make plays with his legs that Jimmy could never do

They are making a quarterback upgrade. Posted my QB ranking thread as well — Lance will be the best in this class, and is already a top half of the league QB in my opinion . He’ll continue to climb as well
 

2the9s

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I was wondering why you had the Bengals so high until I saw your avatar. ;)

I'm expecting the Titans to nosedive... if they don't my bankroll will nosedive.
 

Enikk

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First glance impressions.:
-Houston is not the worst team
-giving Bucs too much respect without their coach. how is chemistry going to be knowing Brady was going to bail on them and a year older?
- not giving buffalo enough respect. Now Rams might win and hopefully they do because the BMR SOD POD squad has them in the Circa Millions and then your ranking would be more accurate
 

Enikk

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Jimmy G is one of the most over-rated QBs his whole career because he backed up Brady. I am not a 49ers fan at all and never have been but whenever I have watched him he is not close to being accurate. Lance should have got the snaps as soon as he came into the league as he was the best on the team. With Lance they are a scary good team but without, I wouldn't fear them at all.
 

stormtrooper8

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First glance impressions.:
-Houston is not the worst team
-giving Bucs too much respect without their coach. how is chemistry going to be knowing Brady was going to bail on them and a year older?
- not giving buffalo enough respect. Now Rams might win and hopefully they do because the BMR SOD POD squad has them in the Circa Millions and then your ranking would be more accurate

-I agree that Houston may not be the worst team when it's all said and done. I think they will play hard every week but they are an atrocious team roster-wise.

-Nah with Brady at the helm, they are right in the mix. The NFC is weak -- it's gonna be them, the Rams, or the Niners that wins the conference this year. They have a few injuries, but Brady is still playing like the GOAT and they have a very talented roster on both sides. Godwin coming back is huge, and Julio/Gage will surprise some people. Never bet against the GOAT....people have done this a zillion times and it hardly ever works

-Buffalo at 6 is plenty of respect IMO. They are definitely one of the most overrated teams in the league this year. It's a classic "they almost got there last year, therefore they will this year" kind of projection by most. They could win on Thursday because anything can happen in Week 1, but I wouldn't necessarily put them ahead of the Rams if that happened. They have a good roster, but their defense is overrated and their offense is too dependent on Josh Allen -- who also is fairly overrated in my opinion.
 
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stormtrooper8

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Jimmy G is one of the most over-rated QBs his whole career because he backed up Brady. I am not a 49ers fan at all and never have been but whenever I have watched him he is not close to being accurate. Lance should have got the snaps as soon as he came into the league as he was the best on the team. With Lance they are a scary good team but without, I wouldn't fear them at all.

I don't know if overrated is the right word, a lot of people think he sucks

But you can't deny how sexy he is
 
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