Space X Explodes as Elon Phoned Home

[Headsterx]

Looks like Elon is trying to go back home but there’s a slight delay as his spaceship exploded in the sky. So he had to phone home using Starlink to tell his home planet there will be a slight delay due to FAA in coming home.

Luckily for for us he doesn’t have any conflict of interest with all these agencies investigating him.

X Missed the Spot!

 

[Headsterx]

Average person: Explosion
Elon Musk: "rapid unscheduled disassembly"

WTF!?

SpaceX President and COO Gwynne Shotwell has said the company has around $22 billion in government contracts.

Yeah, no conflict of interest.

 

[Tanko]

They seem to be having more problems at SpaceX lately. Two starships blown up now.
Also, Tesla sales are dropping fast.

It makes you wonder if the CEO is distracted doing other things instead of his jobs at Tesla and SpaceX. Funniest tweet I saw was Dave Portnoy (a big Tesla shareholder) asking Elon for and email with 5 bullet points showing what he has done to help Tesla this week.

Will Star Links star falling out of the sky next?

 

[Headsterx]

They seem to be having more problems at SpaceX lately. Two starships blown up now.
Also, Tesla sales are dropping fast.

It makes you wonder if the CEO is distracted doing other things instead of his jobs at Tesla and SpaceX. Funniest tweet I saw was Dave Portnoy (a big Tesla shareholder) asking Elon for and email with 5 bullet points showing what he has done to help Tesla this week.

Musk should send his replied email to all his employees showing his 5 bullet points, too.

I’m just glad I don’t have stocks with Tesla right now. Losing half of its value is crazy.