Shaq a freak

[patrickbateman]

Now who's the first pick? Me. Word is born in
Not a Christian Laettner, not Alonzo Mourning
Though that's alright, not being braggadocious
Supercalifragelistic, Shaq is alidocious
Peace, I gotta go, 'cause I ain't no joke
Now I slam that, I jam it and make sure it's broke

 

[patrickbateman]

True story. Buddy of mine was in a music store and Shaq came in. They closed the store for him but he paid for every customer's items. Also knew a finance guy that had a meeting at Shaq's house and Shaq had a cook make whatever he wanted for the guy. Doesn't seems like a bad dude but has to be at least 12 inches.

 

[patrickbateman]