On payment plan with my local

[rolandcorts]

Lost $75k on 49ers yesterday. Will not be betting against the Chiefs in this situation again. I am starting to get a suspicion the NFL is catching up to the NBA in how things are managed (hint: WWE).

Well, I called the owner of my local out, he goes by Eli the Jew. I asked if I could get set up on a payment plan. He was pretty good about it but it's going to be 3 dimes a week until Sept1. Yes a brutal vig built into that but it's my own fault I got into this situation.

The weird thing is he included a couple stipulations. He gave me a burner and said I have to be on call for any pro-Israel rally at city hall (or to counter protest at a pro-Hamas rally). I always found it weird those groups have been fighting each other when they both look the same, their religions are similar, etc., which brings me to the other stipulation. He said no pork until Sept 1 either, says going halal will do me good.

Why do locals always have a screw loose???

 

[KVB]

I'd think @jjgold hijacked roland's account except there's nothing about gay sexual favors as part of the vig on the payment.

So now I'm not sure.

 

[BigJay]

Makes a big show of giving me a vig.

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[DiggityDaggityDo]

No pork? Fawk that.

 

[rdalert447]

Best local I ever had was Jewish. R.I.P.

 

[KingKolzig]

Netanyahu is going wild. Even publically biden asking him to slow down. Looks like he isn't scared Iran has any good nukes yet he's pounding ppl

 

[jjgold]

Bookmakers have all sort of plans you can go on, this guy corter is a degenerate gambler and 100000000% true.

depending on where he lives, sometimes you can get a flaming bookmaker it’s rare, unless you’re in certain cities, basically, you have two options. If you lose you can pay them or you have to spend the night with him in bed.

It’s almost a free shot depending on your sexual situation. I’m glad I’m out of all that stuff. Why do you think I’m betting anywhere from one to five dollars per game?

some of you remember when I did that with one, it was intense pressure because I had no money and I knew the consequences but thank God I won a few bucks

 

[KVB]

It’s almost a free shot depending on your sexual situation

 

[jjgold]

He’s known to bet over his head

Learn from this guy it’s no joke out there when you’re gambling with bookmakers


i’ve witnessed guys getting whipped with belts for slow paying stuff was scary , just guys made examples and they would make their friends watch it that gambled

 

[rdalert447]

I had a gay local once as well. Never propositioned me. Now I feel insulted.

 

[jjgold]

I had a gay local once as well. Never propositioned me. Now I feel insulted.

Dalert your lucky

 

[KingKolzig]

Brock Landers would take an 11 inch black guy up his ass to play another night

 

[jjgold]

lol
Gamblers do funny things to stay in action

 

[JDS]

Let this be a lesson to us all, even the Sharps of BMR can make mistakes.

 

[BMR Genie]

Lost $75k on 49ers yesterday. Will not be betting against the Chiefs in this situation again. I am starting to get a suspicion the NFL is catching up to the NBA in how things are managed (hint: WWE).

Well, I called the owner of my local out, he goes by Eli the Jew. I asked if I could get set up on a payment plan. He was pretty good about it but it's going to be 3 dimes a week until Sept1. Yes a brutal vig built into that but it's my own fault I got into this situation.

The weird thing is he included a couple stipulations. He gave me a burner and said I have to be on call for any pro-Israel rally at city hall (or to counter protest at a pro-Hamas rally). I always found it weird those groups have been fighting each other when they both look the same, their religions are similar, etc., which brings me to the other stipulation. He said no pork until Sept 1 either, says going halal will do me good.

Why do locals always have a screw loose???

Just go with no pork, Roland. There is no way he can check you till Sept 1 if you followed the terms or not, right? Unless he is with you at every meal.

 

[jjgold]

Say no to locals unless you’re a professional gambler, they are a must

 

[rolandcorts]

Made my first payment today. I went to his kosher shop and he made me count out the cash in front of all his employees. They were all chuckling and I heard all sorts of hebrew words I didn't understand except 'putz'.

 

[keithrichard]

Good story anyway.

 

[jjgold]

Jewish people rule the world