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Oh no, THE HO WON'T GO! Costner's skank is nesting.....

ladonque

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poor costner..... his "bent lip" wife is refusing to move out of HIS home he had before the marriage, and despite a prenup she agreed to stating she would not do what she's doing, the bitch won't move.......

I once had a bitch do this to me after a long weekend of sex, whereafter I had a hunting trip planned and told her "it's time for you to go," and she'd hear none of it, refusing to move. As I wasn't in the mood to drag her ass out to the curb (or face likely criminal charges for doing such dragging), I gave in and let the little guttersnipe stay til I got back, only to find the blow hoovered and face spiteful allegations that she had an offensive lineman for the miami dolphins drop by and bang her in my bed..... I dropped her off in Chinatown later that afternoon after foolling her all was good, and "let's go get some chinese over by minute maid park". She fell for it.....

Costner, on the other hand, has much more of an entanglement on his hands, given the sixteen year marriage and three kids with his ho, seen below.

If she was my type, I'd offer to go over and bang her ass right out of the fukkin' house, thereby giving him time to run in and change the locks, but her hair lip/bent lip, blonde hair, and general skanky distastefulness, would have me needing all the viagra in the state of texas just to get it up for her well-worn ass......
 

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I should note that when she realized the Chinatown offer was a ruse, she refused to get out of the car until I snagged her beloved phone and tossed it out the passenger's side window of my 645ci.... as she couldn't bear to lose that f'n thing, she bailed out to get it, which gave me the chance to grab her purse, launch it out the door she had opened, and hit the f'n gas..... never looked back........
 

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Sometimes the biatches just don't know when to go. SMH.

Nice job on the Chinatown drop. I'd of dropped her in the Sharpstown area of Houston and let her fight her way out. :ROFLMAO:
Sharpstown would have been good, but I lived downtown at the Bayou Lofts at the time; thus it was only a short drive to the other side of downtown, no freeways/traffic involved....
 

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Why did they decide to get divorced?
One rumor I read was that he had knocked some other babe up. Haven't seen that confirmed; the stated reason is the typical "irreconcilable differences." Not sure how old she is, or their age difference..... bottom line is it was very important to him after his first divorce never to be kicked out of his own house again, and he made it clear to this present wife, who now won't let him in and is doing exactly the opposite of what she agreed to in the prenup.

I met Cosner at Little Nel in aspen back in the early 90's, he was about to go pull a threesome with two total tens..... I was only there with my wife..... jealous as shit at what he was up to that night.....
 

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One rumor I read was that he had knocked some other babe up. Haven't seen that confirmed; the stated reason is the typical "irreconcilable differences." Not sure how old she is, or their age difference..... bottom line is it was very important to him after his first divorce never to be kicked out of his own house again, and he made it clear to this present wife, who now won't let him in and is doing exactly the opposite of what she agreed to in the prenup.

I met Cosner at Little Nel in aspen back in the early 90's, he was about to go pull a threesome with two total tens..... I was only there with my wife..... jealous as shit at what he was up to that night.....
Okay, he did a smart thing by getting the prenup, but what will happen if the wife doesn't honor that? Is she going to be moved out forcibly by the authorities? I'm curious how they are going to handle this situation.
 

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Okay, he did a smart thing by getting the prenup, but what will happen if the wife doesn't honor that? Is she going to be moved out forcibly by the authorities? I'm curious how they are going to handle this situation.
he's filed a motion to enforce the prenup; I think it should be granted and the judge will order a timeline and date by which she needs to go. Alternatively, and possibly more likely, the lawyers and parties will reach an agreement on her moving out before the judge rules on that motion. She really needs to go, and after reading his declaration in support of his motion to toss her/enforce the prenup, he's on pretty strong legal grounds.

she's 18 years or so younger; he's 67....
 

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he's filed a motion to enforce the prenup; I think it should be granted and the judge will order a timeline and date by which she needs to go. Alternatively, and possibly more likely, the lawyers and parties will reach an agreement on her moving out before the judge rules on that motion. She really needs to go, and after reading his declaration in support of his motion to toss her/enforce the prenup, he's on pretty strong legal grounds.

she's 18 years or so younger; he's 67....
Thanks for the explanation, Donk. It's really time for her to move out unless she's waiting for Kevin to buy her a new house where she can call it her own.
 

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I should note that when she realized the Chinatown offer was a ruse, she refused to get out of the car until I snagged her beloved phone and tossed it out the passenger's side window of my 645ci.... as she couldn't bear to lose that f'n thing, she bailed out to get it, which gave me the chance to grab her purse, launch it out the door she had opened, and hit the f'n gas..... never looked back........
G move :an_clap:
 
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