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Niner fans new excuse for playoff exit...nearby electric substation "causing injuries"

209life

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HAHAHA what a pathetic franchise. Hey Lynch maybe you might want to look into a new strength & conditioning coach.

The San Francisco 49ers are investigating a recent conspiracy theory that an electrical substation near the team's practice facility could be contributing to the rash of injuries the Niners suffered this season.
General manager John Lynch told reporters Wednesday that the team has asked "anyone and everyone" if there is an actual study to back up the claim that low-frequency electromagnetic fields can weaken tendons or contribute to soft-tissue injuries.

We're all fully aware that the San Francisco 49ers have been besieged by injuries this season up and down the roster. That just happens to NFL teams some years -- the injury luck is bad. There could be other factors, like turf, heavier practices, technique or -- I dunno -- the violent game they game for a few months a year.

But there's a new theory floating around that has gone viral and has now been looked into: Someone on social media focused on an electrical substation near the Niners' practice facility and stadium, making claims about what affect it could have.

What's the deal here? Is this a real concern? Let's dive in and explain it:

What's the theory about the 49ers injuries and the electrical substation?​



TL;DR: The claim is the 49ers have had a ton of injuries since moving to the Santa Clara stadium and practice facility, where an electrical substation is nearby. There was some joking -- or maybe half joking? I can't tell -- from players over the years that the substation was to blame because Electromotive Force (EMF) is bad for you.
 

BigJay

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HAHAHA what a pathetic franchise. Hey Lynch maybe you might want to look into a new strength & conditioning coach.

The San Francisco 49ers are investigating a recent conspiracy theory that an electrical substation near the team's practice facility could be contributing to the rash of injuries the Niners suffered this season.
General manager John Lynch told reporters Wednesday that the team has asked "anyone and everyone" if there is an actual study to back up the claim that low-frequency electromagnetic fields can weaken tendons or contribute to soft-tissue injuries.

We're all fully aware that the San Francisco 49ers have been besieged by injuries this season up and down the roster. That just happens to NFL teams some years -- the injury luck is bad. There could be other factors, like turf, heavier practices, technique or -- I dunno -- the violent game they game for a few months a year.

But there's a new theory floating around that has gone viral and has now been looked into: Someone on social media focused on an electrical substation near the Niners' practice facility and stadium, making claims about what affect it could have.

What's the deal here? Is this a real concern? Let's dive in and explain it:

What's the theory about the 49ers injuries and the electrical substation?​



TL;DR: The claim is the 49ers have had a ton of injuries since moving to the Santa Clara stadium and practice facility, where an electrical substation is nearby. There was some joking -- or maybe half joking? I can't tell -- from players over the years that the substation was to blame because Electromotive Force (EMF) is bad for you.
 

MinnesotaFats

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I remember hearing something about this in the 80s when someone in my elementary school had a retarded sister born. Their house was by a small substation.

Girl turned out kinda hot tbh, but not very bright. Worked at local gym 2014-2018 in some kind of work/ community program. Looked good in the LuLus and she remembered me. It was weird flirting thou because her speech was still off. Tried to slip a finger in while sitting in hot tub one night, got swatted away and she made a frown face. 😞

Probably protesting tonite in mpls wearing a pink pussy hat.
 

Jrgum3

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I have no excuses for the loss. You may think I'm some bandwagon fan or whine when they lose but I'm very much a realist. They got further than anyone thought this year with a depleted roster and lost to a better team that probably would've beat them had they been healthy. It is what it is the Niners are aging and they need to find some speed in the draft especially at WR now that Aiyuk is never playing for them again and the rest of their receivers don't really strike fear in opposing defenses.
 

jamesy2422

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I remember hearing something about this in the 80s when someone in my elementary school had a retarded sister born. Their house was by a small substation.

Girl turned out kinda hot tbh, but not very bright. Worked at local gym 2014-2018 in some kind of work/ community program. Looked good in the LuLus and she remembered me. It was weird flirting thou because her speech was still off. Tried to slip a finger in while sitting in hot tub one night, got swatted away and she made a frown face. 😞

Probably protesting tonite in mpls wearing a pink pussy hat.
this might be one of the best things i ever read. when you read the first sentence to the last, this is epic.
 

jamesy2422

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I have no excuses for the loss. You may think I'm some bandwagon fan or whine when they lose but I'm very much a realist. They got further than anyone thought this year with a depleted roster and lost to a better team that probably would've beat them had they been healthy. It is what it is the Niners are aging and they need to find some speed in the draft especially at WR now that Aiyuk is never playing for them again and the rest of their receivers don't really strike fear in opposing defenses.
49ers need playmakers again. Samuel and Aiyuk were never replaced.
 
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