I have been gambling offshore since I was 18. I miss the old 5D, rip Tony! I have had a forum account at your little sister's house for about that long. I have never posted here.
I mainly made an offshore account this year to bet on ATTDS in my home state and it got wayyyyyy carried away from that. I'm a degenerate gambler like most you fucks what can I say.
I had not been gambling much the past two or three years not that it is very relevant to this story but I started fairly small scale until I started to win and up my wagers.
My first book was betonline. I did not really start to up my bets and chase until I went to a live college game and laid a few racks on a side, which I wasn't really doing much of. I was feeling so confident I took a few mind altering substances at half time and it was all down hill from there.
I started betting more and more chasing solely on bet online. I was winning betting props and college TD scorers it was all good in the hood. Then I got a notification I have no recollection of me setting. "George kittle birthday 10/9."
The f*** does that mean?!?! Oh ya he was on that Netflix shit with the sun god, debo, and jetta. Last time 85 had a birthday jimmy fed him three tuddys the day before. This time his birthday was on a Wednesday and they play Seattle on Thursday. Hmmmmmmm. What if he is hung over because like any other person from Iowa he might drink? What if he fucked all night before or got his penis sucked on all night before?
I am not scared I took a shot. I had 5 bets and I don't usually parlay. Kittle attd, kittle over yards, kittle over receptions, parlayed, and add another tuddy parlay. Ummmmmmmm why is bet online telling me I can't bet anymore money on my boy?!?!?!? Uhhhh are they scared??? There is no other explination!
Alright... Google bitcoin sportsbook. Ok betUS that seems familiar. Same layout clearly same lines. I'm usually a dink and dunker unless I take shots when I feel confident. I was sweating until that last TD. Gave me yards, receptions, and second TD!!!!! I won $28k on the night split between betonline and betUS.
The next day I try and make wagers on betUS probably on nick nash, blake horvath, bryson daily, or KJ2. Error loading page. Ummm? Chat tells me to clear my cache, cookies, and try another browser. I did that.... Ummmmmmmmm still didn't work. "Oh ya your account has been flagged. You can't bet props bets." Ok that's cool just give me my money fucking pussies! It took me like 3 weeks to withdraw from them.
BetUS: 3.4/10
Next!
I ran with betonline for quite some time until I wanted to shoot again. Hmmm.... I can't even bet kaleb Johnson OR ANYONE on betus what other book can I put money on college kids to score a touchdown?!? Heritage looks good!
For reference: I could max betinline $1000 heritage was $250 ughhh whatever at least it's something. Those two went on for a few weeks. Then all the sudden I can only bet $100 at betonline!!!! Heyyy uhhhh is this a glitch? I used to be able to bet $1000 now it's $100. "Oh the manager sets the lines for certain games." All the sudden on Sunday night before I went to bed I could bet $1000 on tua to throw a pick but when I try and bet stafford to throw a pick the next morning on the same game I can only bet $100. You are lying at least the other book told me to my face I'm flagged. I tried the next week college and nfl $100 max. For reference I had just over a million dollar clip with betonline in about 2.5 months. And it only took me like 3 days to liquidate my account there.
Betonline: 7.3/10
Now I'm stuck with $250 limits at heritage I can't do that. Google again... Oh ya I remember bookmaker from when I was like 18... I had to jump through some hoops and explain that my email address, phone number, and residence has changed in the past 15 years and they don't really do college football td scorers. At least I can bet more than $100 on David Montgomery to score!
So I was using heritage for college props until I bet bryson daily 1 td, 2 td, and 3 td in their conferences title game. Then heritage did me real dirty and I can never forgive them.
My $250 max bet went to $25, I lost all my bet points I used to redeem for cash back, my max withdraw per day went from $3000 to $2000 and from 24 hours to 48 hours, weekly max withdraw went from $10000 to $5000. Real shady! Easily the worst book I have ever used after that stunt. I know I'm missing one thing they stripped from me that I can't recall right now. It's gonna take about three weeks to get all my funds off of here minimum. But they will grab my $10,000 in a snap of their fingers.
Heritage: 1.2/10
Bookmaker: 9.4/10
With BM they have a max limit but I can bet it 300 times if I want. They would be 10/10 if they had college football td scorers.
So if anyone has any suggestions for college football td scorers next year that won't limit or f*** me over in a month please let me know.
Peace.
I mainly made an offshore account this year to bet on ATTDS in my home state and it got wayyyyyy carried away from that. I'm a degenerate gambler like most you fucks what can I say.
I had not been gambling much the past two or three years not that it is very relevant to this story but I started fairly small scale until I started to win and up my wagers.
My first book was betonline. I did not really start to up my bets and chase until I went to a live college game and laid a few racks on a side, which I wasn't really doing much of. I was feeling so confident I took a few mind altering substances at half time and it was all down hill from there.
I started betting more and more chasing solely on bet online. I was winning betting props and college TD scorers it was all good in the hood. Then I got a notification I have no recollection of me setting. "George kittle birthday 10/9."
The f*** does that mean?!?! Oh ya he was on that Netflix shit with the sun god, debo, and jetta. Last time 85 had a birthday jimmy fed him three tuddys the day before. This time his birthday was on a Wednesday and they play Seattle on Thursday. Hmmmmmmm. What if he is hung over because like any other person from Iowa he might drink? What if he fucked all night before or got his penis sucked on all night before?
I am not scared I took a shot. I had 5 bets and I don't usually parlay. Kittle attd, kittle over yards, kittle over receptions, parlayed, and add another tuddy parlay. Ummmmmmmm why is bet online telling me I can't bet anymore money on my boy?!?!?!? Uhhhh are they scared??? There is no other explination!
Alright... Google bitcoin sportsbook. Ok betUS that seems familiar. Same layout clearly same lines. I'm usually a dink and dunker unless I take shots when I feel confident. I was sweating until that last TD. Gave me yards, receptions, and second TD!!!!! I won $28k on the night split between betonline and betUS.
The next day I try and make wagers on betUS probably on nick nash, blake horvath, bryson daily, or KJ2. Error loading page. Ummm? Chat tells me to clear my cache, cookies, and try another browser. I did that.... Ummmmmmmmm still didn't work. "Oh ya your account has been flagged. You can't bet props bets." Ok that's cool just give me my money fucking pussies! It took me like 3 weeks to withdraw from them.
BetUS: 3.4/10
Next!
I ran with betonline for quite some time until I wanted to shoot again. Hmmm.... I can't even bet kaleb Johnson OR ANYONE on betus what other book can I put money on college kids to score a touchdown?!? Heritage looks good!
For reference: I could max betinline $1000 heritage was $250 ughhh whatever at least it's something. Those two went on for a few weeks. Then all the sudden I can only bet $100 at betonline!!!! Heyyy uhhhh is this a glitch? I used to be able to bet $1000 now it's $100. "Oh the manager sets the lines for certain games." All the sudden on Sunday night before I went to bed I could bet $1000 on tua to throw a pick but when I try and bet stafford to throw a pick the next morning on the same game I can only bet $100. You are lying at least the other book told me to my face I'm flagged. I tried the next week college and nfl $100 max. For reference I had just over a million dollar clip with betonline in about 2.5 months. And it only took me like 3 days to liquidate my account there.
Betonline: 7.3/10
Now I'm stuck with $250 limits at heritage I can't do that. Google again... Oh ya I remember bookmaker from when I was like 18... I had to jump through some hoops and explain that my email address, phone number, and residence has changed in the past 15 years and they don't really do college football td scorers. At least I can bet more than $100 on David Montgomery to score!
So I was using heritage for college props until I bet bryson daily 1 td, 2 td, and 3 td in their conferences title game. Then heritage did me real dirty and I can never forgive them.
My $250 max bet went to $25, I lost all my bet points I used to redeem for cash back, my max withdraw per day went from $3000 to $2000 and from 24 hours to 48 hours, weekly max withdraw went from $10000 to $5000. Real shady! Easily the worst book I have ever used after that stunt. I know I'm missing one thing they stripped from me that I can't recall right now. It's gonna take about three weeks to get all my funds off of here minimum. But they will grab my $10,000 in a snap of their fingers.
Heritage: 1.2/10
Bookmaker: 9.4/10
With BM they have a max limit but I can bet it 300 times if I want. They would be 10/10 if they had college football td scorers.
So if anyone has any suggestions for college football td scorers next year that won't limit or f*** me over in a month please let me know.
Peace.
