My doubles tennis partner got a dui on a cow

[ttwarrior1]

Yes. A cow. He was wearing a usa flag cowboy hat, drinking and waving his racket.
I assume he got the cow by a nearby field. He chained it to the fence. We played our match.
We won. The cops showed up and arrested him and was banned from the facility and all future tournaments.
I didnt ask a thing. Likely the best player there and just wanted to win before the inevitable.

 

[Wagerallsports]

Strange lol

 

[BMR Genie]

Wow!

 

[jjgold]

Kentucky best state in America

 

[JDS]

Wish I had the tongues like these bastids for my lady.

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[maltedhopsfrenzy]

 

[carolinakid]

 

[djefferis]

That’s a new one on me - and living in a small town and working in a liquor store - I’ve heard and seen quite a bit.

How in the hell does one ride a cow DRUNK - not exactly an easy or comfortable ride sober. Cows aren’t like horses - they don’t exactly enjoy riders and can’t imagine them being the smoothest ride.

 

[ttwarrior1]

was a very slow ride