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dougtushyterror

dougtushyterror

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1] Obviously the Jets are the Achilles heel in the equation but just take a look at their remaining schedule. Losing to the Bills was the only reason the price is this good so despite being 2-4, they could legit be 10-5 or at worst 9-6 going into the Bills game on 12/29. (I'll give them a loss vs either HOU at home or @ARI but I'm expecting them to win the next 2 games to get to 4-4). Just make the playoffs & anything is possible.
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2] This Lions team reminds of that 1999 Rams team (greatest show on turf) where if they get home field, I don’t see the likes of SF, PHI, MIN or GB beating them at home. Hutchinson season ending injury is the only real concern.

3] Sinner/Sabalenka winning AO again is asking a lot cuz who knows what happens 3 months from now but aside from picking Alcaraz instead, there's no other logical combo.

4] I'll wrap it up with this. This 3k I'm risking was won on an EZ tennis bet tonight so I'm willing to risk it on a lottery ticket that's a massive longshot but something to look forward for a few months before the Jets inevitably let me down.
* also got way better odds putting the Jets/Lions in as "Name the Finalists (110-1) than as separate Conference Winners (74-1)
which made the payout over $1M higher.

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dougtushyterror

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GL Doug. but can't see NYJ getting to the bowl.
Thanks riv but here's a funny aside. Made these same bets for my gf Bri at Caesars yesterday since she had $50 in bonus bets & it would be just my luck if she won 48k while I had nothing to show for it. She actually had ridiculous beginners luck. She took Scottie 2 yrs ago to win the Masters in Feb (not knowing anything about ⛳️ but noticed he won the WM Open & thought the Masters was the next tourney that month)

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dougtushyterror

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I don’t like the football one, but that’s the big one you need. It’s virtually impossible, but you never know the Jets are one loss away from the season being over next week.
Now that I think about, probably should've added Yanks, LAD & NY Liberty series price for a 2M higher payout. Could always cashout $2729 to do so but not sure if it's worth the risk if the Mets win today.

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dougtushyterror

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Lets play hypothetical jackpot If you win that parlay what is the 1st thing you will buy.
Hate to admit that I'm even thinking of the tax ramifications jerky, cuz of the obv unlikelihood (automatic 24% ✂️ since it's over 300-1) but this would be my last ever winning bet. I'd WD every last penny (in addition to the 190k I have now & hopefully at least 300k within a few months). Like I told Hooper who keeps talking shit, while I'm confident now that I never have to work again, this would ensure I never have to bet again.
* to specifically answer your question: a down payment on a house, nice car, get tf out of NY & bank at least 2M & live off the interest.

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JDS

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Hate to admit that I'm even thinking of the tax ramifications jerky, cuz of the obv unlikelihood (automatic 24% ✂️ since it's over 300-1) but this would be my last ever winning bet. I'd WD every last penny (in addition to the 190k I have now & hopefully at least 300k within a few months). Like I told Hooper who keeps talking shit, while I'm confident now that I never have to work again, this would ensure I never have to bet again.
* to specifically answer your question: a down payment on a house, nice car, get tf out of NY & bank at least 2M & live off the interest.

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Wow that’s a great answer, never would’ve thought you would say that. Your heads in a good place these days.
 
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