Saw my old buddy Jimmy last night. Reminded me of this old story.
This is a true story. An old time South Philly story I thought about when I saw him last night.
So me and Jimmy go back to when we were just kids. Knew him all.my life. Went to school together.
So this is around the time when we were 16 years old.
Jimmy gets his first job at a pretty famous South Philly pizzeria.
They start him washing dishes, he moves up to waiter in no time, he always was a hard worker.
So we're all out drinking one night, by that I mean myself and all of our friends.
So Jimmy gets done work his first night as a waiter and he meets up with all us who were drinking at our secret spot no one but us knew about. Saturday night.
So I see him and say how'd work go? He says crazy. This old jewish guy showed up and drive me nuts. Really broke my balls the entire time.
I say yeah? What happened? You piss him off? He says no but the other waiters told me he shows up same time every Saturday night so he spends money and so they all put up with it.
This goes on for 5 weeks in a row. Every Saturday night.
Finally Jimmy has enough. He says he's gonna do something to get this fukkin guy back this upcoming Saturday night.
Saturday comes and goes and finally Jimmy shows up after work. Big smile on his face and he sees me and starts laughing.
So I say what happened with the jerkoff? Did you get him?
He says yeah I got him. I say what did you do?
He said he waited until the fukk ordered dessert. He always orders a cannoli after dinner.
He says the Mexican kid he worked with, grabbed the filling holder and ran downstairs with Jimmy and said here you go get him now.
Jimmy took one look, grabbed the filling holder, goes into the bathroom.
He then proceeded to jerk off and cum into the cannoli filling and filled the cannoli with it.
I said GET THE FUKK OUT DID YOU REALLY?!
He says you know it.
This is why you never fukk with your waiter.
