It's Mine 😜🤪😜🤪😜🤪😜

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1. If I like it it's MINE.
2. If I saw it first it's MINE.
3. If it's in my hand it's MINE.
4. If it looks like mine it's MINE.
5. If I had it a little while ago it's MINE.
6. If I can take it away from you it's MINE.
7. If there's more than one ALL of them are MINE.
8. If I am doing something all the pieces are MINE.
9. If you have something and you put it down it automatically becomes MINE.
10. If it's MINE it must NEVER appear to be yours
11. If I break it or get bored it's YOURS.

 

[carolinakid]

that what she said!! lol

 

[samsncharge99]

is this a poem?

 

[BMR Genie]

Does mine refer to a girl or a toy?

 

[edawg]

Remember possession is nine-tenths of the law and if something bad happens it is who cares ain't mine.

 

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is this a poem?

Whose bag is this? It's mine man.

 

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Does mine refer to a girl or a toy?

Inquiring minds wanna know.

 

[BobbyFK]

Can't it be OURS

 

[BMR Genie]

Inquiring minds wanna know.

I know one line.

What's yours is mine and what's mine is mine -> Wife to her husband.

 

[KVB]

What is "it"?

 

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What is "it"?

Its Mine

 

[BMR Genie]

 

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Can't it be OURS

No it's Mine

 

[JDS]

What is "it"?

He’s referring to his heavy bag.

 

[BigJay]

1. If I like it it's MINE.
2. If I saw it first it's MINE.
3. If it's in my hand it's MINE.
4. If it looks like mine it's MINE.
5. If I had it a little while ago it's MINE.
6. If I can take it away from you it's MINE.
7. If there's more than one ALL of them are MINE.
8. If I am doing something all the pieces are MINE.
9. If you have something and you put it down it automatically becomes MINE.
10. If it's MINE it must NEVER appear to be yours
11. If I break it or get bored it's YOURS.

Seems like a Carlin bit

 

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Seems like a Carlin bit

Best comedian ever. This still holds today.