John, "Hey babe, the A's are terrible again this year. This game sucks. That gives me an idea."
Jane, "What? You want me to drop down on you here?"
John, "Yeah babe. I need something to take my mind off the game. No one will see us. We're too high up. Besides it's something we can tell our kids and grandkids about. Remember I love you."
Jane, "Ok. Since you said you love me... but if someone sees us or we make the news, I'm going to cut your nuts off."
John, "Whatever babe. Just get going or I'll make you walk home."