Best Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard

[phillyflyers]

"So....

sukkin dikk or what?"

 

[BobbyFK]

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven

 

[phillyflyers]

In a bar right in front of me dude walked up behind a girl sitting with her friend having a drink and taps her on the shoulder.

Girl turns to look and sees him and this isnwhat he said....

"Excuse me, if I told you that you had the most beautiful eyes I ever saw, you would think I was trying to pick you up.

But you do have the most beautiful eyes I ever saw and I am trying to pick you up."

 

[maltedhopsfrenzy]

"So....

sukkin dikk or what?"

Once heard a dude at a bar say this to some chick:

“Nice T!ts…..”

She looked at him weird & kept walking, I’m guessing to the ladies room. Saw them later that night making out…..

 

[coachtaylor]

“You can’t handle me.”