Nudist resorts are overrated remember my first day at one looked at a gorgeous woman and got a hard on and she said we have to be together it is only natural. Felt great afterwards went to the sauna and accidentally farted when I went to put my towel down and some big bear said we have to be together it is only natural. I immediately left and asked for my deposit back. They asked me why and I said I am over 45 and fart at least 20 times a day and am lucky if I get 1 hard on a day.