MinnesotaFats
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Solomon Brown fires at a British regular after spending the night in jail with Paul Revere. Revere was warning the locals of the oncoming army, Brown was stinking drunk at a local pub.
The battle at Lexington begins.
8.5 years of dodging the British army and excusing their losses later, the Continental army traps the English regulars at Yorktown with French ships blocking the harbor.
The landed gentry gain dominion over their self goverence, create a paradise for self sufficient men to live as they want and do as they please, and establish a government of law and order to protect those rights.
.....and ever since, Democrats have been trying to fukk it up.
