phillyflyers
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Woke up feeling like a Lion. Strange energy.
What's for breakfast?
It's summer so let's do summer you asshole I think to myself.
Ok fine. Spanish food place.
Grilled ribs over yellow rice with white beans and plantains. Homemade Flan for dessert.
You need a drink now, asshole.
Ok fine. Drive to Wawa.
32 oz. Vanilla Coke fountain machine drink.
Don't forget America, asshole.
Ok fine.
4 Hershey bars with almonds.
Get in the truck. Go back home.
Fukkin mother fukker!
Hershey bars starting to fukkin melt! Mother fukker!
Get in. Put Hershey bars in fridge right away.
Eat my food. Save the flan for later.
It's still summer and you're still in America, asshole.
Yes it is and yes we are. That only mean one thing after breakfast.
Beer.
Break out a case of Amstel Light.
Break out a La Flor Dominicana cigar.
Light said cigar.
Next thing I fukkin know, half the case of beer is gone.
Mother fukker! I need more!
Damn. Go to likker store.
Grab more beer.
Back home.
Drinking the rest of the half case of Amstel now but now have backup.
Grab a Hershey bar.
Finish cigar. Time for another one.
Summer in America.
Got damn it's good.
What's for breakfast?
It's summer so let's do summer you asshole I think to myself.
Ok fine. Spanish food place.
Grilled ribs over yellow rice with white beans and plantains. Homemade Flan for dessert.
You need a drink now, asshole.
Ok fine. Drive to Wawa.
32 oz. Vanilla Coke fountain machine drink.
Don't forget America, asshole.
Ok fine.
4 Hershey bars with almonds.
Get in the truck. Go back home.
Fukkin mother fukker!
Hershey bars starting to fukkin melt! Mother fukker!
Get in. Put Hershey bars in fridge right away.
Eat my food. Save the flan for later.
It's still summer and you're still in America, asshole.
Yes it is and yes we are. That only mean one thing after breakfast.
Beer.
Break out a case of Amstel Light.
Break out a La Flor Dominicana cigar.
Light said cigar.
Next thing I fukkin know, half the case of beer is gone.
Mother fukker! I need more!
Damn. Go to likker store.
Grab more beer.
Back home.
Drinking the rest of the half case of Amstel now but now have backup.
Grab a Hershey bar.
Finish cigar. Time for another one.
Summer in America.
Got damn it's good.
