Broke My Nose Last Night

[Wagerallsports]

The wifey finally had enough of all the snacks you bring home

 

[Tanko]

In the future, if anyone asks about your broken nose, tell them some awesome story....


"You were driving Uber and saw a lady getting robbed. You stopped to help her and fought with the 3 guys robbing her and got your nose broken. And the woman was saved."

or

"You saw a dog in the middle of the freeway and pulled over to save it before it was hit. Just as you got to it and picked it up a car was coming at you and you dove to the side of the road and hit your nose on the concrete barrier. The dog was fine and was given to a friend."

 

[Wagerallsports]

In the future, if anyone asks about your broken nose, tell them some awesome story....


"You were driving Uber and saw a lady getting robbed. You stopped to help her and fought with the 3 guys robbing her and got your nose broken. And the woman was saved."

or

"You saw a dog in the middle of the freeway and pulled over to save it before it was hit. Just as you got to it and picked it up a car was coming at you and you dove to the side of the road and hit your nose on the concrete barrier. The dog was fine and was given to a friend."

Years ago a branch from a tree swung back & hit me in the face and scratched it all up

Looked just like someone took all 5 of their fingernails across my face

There was no convincing anyone that my wife didn’t do it

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

In the future, if anyone asks about your broken nose, tell them some awesome story....


"You were driving Uber and saw a lady getting robbed. You stopped to help her and fought with the 3 guys robbing her and got your nose broken. And the woman was saved."

or

"You saw a dog in the middle of the freeway and pulled over to save it before it was hit. Just as you got to it and picked it up a car was coming at you and you dove to the side of the road and hit your nose on the concrete barrier. The dog was fine and was given to a friend."

The Uber-Avenger!

 

[jjgold]

Bobby what shark was it?

The guy in North Vegas?

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Bobby what shark was it?

The guy in North Vegas?

Oh wow. Has Bobby been betting over his head?

 

[samsncharge99]

i likely laughed too hard for the situation

sorry Bobby, hope you feel better and heal up

but sorry, this is funny as afauck

 

[slickfazzer]

Oh man,

Take care of yourself Bobby!

 

[sharpsquare]

damn bobby. hope it heals asap

 

[BigJay]

Good morning guys!

I ended up going over a friend's house last night and he made me some old fashions drinks and well one thing led to another and I ended up blocking out falling and breaking my nose. Spent pretty much al night at the hospital. @angeleyes1980 wants to kill me
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[BigJay]

I ended up blocking out
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[BigJay]

Maybe you were playing catch?

@BobbyFK now neither you nor Marcia will ever be a teen model

 

[BigJay]

In all seriousness feel better man. That will be hurting like hell the next few days I’m sure.

If they gave you prescription pain meds be careful with them. Don’t take them for more than a couple of days

 

[BobbyFK]

Very sorry to hear, I hope you will be ok. I have said this before that I am worried about you when you drink. You are better off not drinking. Heal well my friend.

I think that you are correct. I needed to put a stop to it

 

[BobbyFK]

Bobby tell us what really happened was it a Nevada shark??

No

 

[BobbyFK]

OMG Bob! That must be so painful! Hopefully, you feel better soon!

Not much pain yet but I'm sure it will hurt in the next few days/weeks

 

[jjgold]

Bobby your Dad has warned you numerous times to not get cash from loansharks because something like this will happen .

I am sure things squared away now but you did it the hard way.

Bobby a street guy

 

[BobbyFK]

In all seriousness feel better man. That will be hurting like hell the next few days I’m sure.

If they gave you prescription pain meds be careful with them. Don’t take them for more than a couple of days

No pain meds. They said I could take ibuprofen as needed

 

[BobbyFK]

Damn Bobby banged up at the moment, does anyone know what you hit your nose on directly ?

I feel on concrete I believe

 

[BobbyFK]

i likely laughed too hard for the situation

sorry Bobby, hope you feel better and heal up

but sorry, this is funny as afauck

I'm sure you've been there Sam