Warning Illini… Bookmaking

[slickfazzer]

This is unbelievable, don't even know what to say.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

This is unbelievable, don't even know what to say.

This definitely changes things.

 

[KVB]

Nothing to see here folks, sometimes work comes with us to Church, even on the day of rest.

There's a guy sitting next to me right now that drives an ambulance. He has his radio on and could get an emergency call at any time.

There's no difference here, folks, except that if Illini gets that call, he won't actually have to leave church.

It's not rocket science boys, it's Sunday morning.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I wonder how much dong Illini puts into the collection plate at church?

 

[KVB]

I wonder how much dong Illini puts into the collection plate at church?

10%

He shades his lines an extra half point to make up for it.

 

[slickfazzer]

He's probably booking everyone at the church.

What a racket.

 

[jjgold]

I THINK WE GOT HIM
MORE TO COME

 

[KVB]

He's probably booking everyone at the church.

What a racket.

Almost everyone.

The little girl that lights the candles took @flyingillini to the cleaners when she had a 4 pick moneyline parlay of all dogs a couple of weeks back.

The Church may have only gotten 8% from Illini that week, but the little girl gave 15%, bless her heart, so all was right in God's eyes.

 

[slickfazzer]

Illini may be forced to give up his Deacon certificate because of this.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I THINK WE GOT HIM
MORE TO COME

No wonder why he’s always hiding out all over Vietnam.

JJ let’s bury this fukker once and for all.

 

[KVB]

Turns out the little candle lighter that Illini banned was bitter about her treatment and she contacted BMR to get the remainder of her balance.

Gold is using the private info to pressure Illini politically and rig the system against Illini.

Be careful Gold, Illini will come for you and hang all the riggers by a noose.

 

[KVB]

Illini may be forced to give up his Deacon certificate because of this.

No, his activiteis are sacntioned under the "casting lots" section of the church's bylaws.

He will be ok.

 

[jjgold]

We Got Him

 

[slickfazzer]

We Got Him

Listen to the passion in JJ's voice.

He may have really done it this time.

 

[KVB]

JJGold is welcome to make his case to the elder ministers and even the regional ministerial board.

But the "casting lots" section of the church's bylaws clearly exonerate Illini.

Why do you think he chose a church half way around the world?

Lesson here, folks, familiarize yourself with the bylaws of a prospective church before committing your heart, soul, and 10% to said church.

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

We Got Him

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[KVB]

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[jjgold]

lol that was great with Trump

 

[DiggityDaggityDo]

lol that was great with Trump

JJ who are you going after in 2024?

Posters are scared now.

 

[KVB]

This case against @flyingillini should and will fail, the "casting lots" clause is clear, especially to the textualists, and is obviously self executing.

But should this partisan hit job led by Deranged JJGold and his long time clerk, who is also the girlfriend of Brock Landers, succeed, then I make a promise to all of you out there.

I will be your retribution.