Okay, this explains why you know the kwek kwek. It's gooooood!I lived in Vegas for 12 years so I've met more than a few Filipinos. Everyone always talked up kwek kwek and balut.
I know a woman in my town who raises quail, so something I've meant to do but probably never will is hit her up for some eggs and make my own kwek kwek from a youtube recipe.
For a while in Vegas I lived two blocks from a Jollibee, which was convenient because the one time I tried it I quickly needed to spend half an hour kneeling in front of a toilet. Compared to that a fertilized egg doesn't seem so scary.
OMG, Jollibee is the best of all fast food for me haha, but how come? what happened?